Three, four weeks? Ah crap...

I'm afraid its come to that time of the year where you realise that Uni is about a month away, and that pile of utterly pointless studying you have to do (not that your lecturer could care what the hell you do during the summer but is fully prepared to make you repeat first year for getting weaseled every night with cheap cheap Co-op vodka.)is still untouched. Well, I found my pile. I don't remember feeding it but it seemed to have grown and converted previously meaningless pieces of paper into unmitigated crap about how you're completely unsuitable for this course anyway.

Needless to say, its still lying there, upon seeing it i released a cry of mortal peril and fled. Might have to sleep in the lounge instead if i can't calm my nerves from earlier. A shock like that can really do deep psychological to an occasional lazy ass couch mogul as i can sometimes be on the weekends (the weekend i had off work goddammit) I can't rely on my mates in my course (If i don't deserve to be here, neither are my dumb buddies) its not like they haven't wasted their entire summer playing Halo 3 and surviving off Pot-noodle and benzine, in fact, i have every confidence they've all studied up, changed the tight jeans they wear (every day without fail) and scraped together the 200quid they owe between them, that is, if i was completely thick. Before you think this is some huge rant, i'd like to set the record straight and say yes, this is.

This is one hell of a rant, not that i consider myself too important or "above" working, instead i am just pissed i've run out of tranquilisers. I hope it doesn't show too much But seriously, why a 1000word essay on why you shouldn't put your fingers in an electric socket, climb up an unstable ladder or attempt to use a power tool blindfolded? God i hate health and safety...

One thing before I go, think of an animal for these letters:
A L D H M C

Now think rationally and ask yourself, "what am i doing playing a game like this off someone's blog? jesus..." Congratulations, if you've just done the above game and said something similar to that (in any language, accent or even if you just thought it) you've just made the first step into my world, but how deep does the rabbit hole go?
Blue pill, red pill, you know the drill