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Yeah, started this on another forum, and it generated many lulz.

So, what you've got to do is post a pick up line, one that fails or is generally weak.

"Hey gorgeous, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[Drakeflyte]

"Hey, are you allergic to Rohypnol?"

or:

"Hey, my names L"


Hehe rofflehoodnessdom!

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Originally Posted by Drakeflyte

"Hey, my names L"

I said BODGED pick-up lines

[Drakeflyte]

That one sounds pretty wrong though lol

[Nohido Keisuke]

"Hey baby, i've been checking ya out for a while and all.
So baby can..ya introduce me to your friend over there"

actually said that in a club couple a months ago
got a bitchslap back

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''Hey, want the best sex of your life?''
girl: ''No....''
''Then come with me!''

[Yami_Hitomi]

I'm not sure if these are in the category 'bodged' pick-up lines, but they're really funny. They're from a comic someone made. They're said by some of the Naruto characters ^^ (some of these are so bad >.<)

Neji: You look familiar. Have I seen you before? Oh yea I remember! You look like my NEXT GIRLFRIEND!

Kankuro: Hey, baby. I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder I get.

Skikarmaru: If I bit my lip would you kiss it better???

Shino: Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

Kiba: If I said "You have a nice body." Would you hold it against me?

(omg) Gaara: You be the ice burg. I'll be the Titanic and I'll go down on you.

Rock Lee: BE MY GIRLFRIEND!!! I'll protect you till the day I die.

Naruto: If I tossed this 50 cent coin. What are the chances of me getting head?

Sasuke refused to participate so...

Naruto: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HAVE ME!!! DATTEBAYO!!!

[randompanzy]

Hey, do you work for the UPS, cause I could've sworn I saw you checkin' out my package!

Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong!

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

from a magic event "Hey what's your converted mana cost, because I want to tap that as-s" and it failed hard